why did the skeleton go to the party alone¿?
he had no body to go with him
This joke makes no sense. Skeletons have bodies, just no flesh
tell me more
It drags you down
To that one point
Where you’re lost forever." Me (via they-messed-me-up)
Bless you for bringing your broom everywhere you Quidditch-obsessed nerd.
today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED
even aliens have better representation in media that bisexual people