explichic:

pale glow nd plants
duotheist
did-you-kno:

In 2011 there was a survey and 29% of Americans did not know who the Vice President was.
Source

beckylookatthatbutt:

rantsquotesandspook:

beckylookatthatbutt:

why did the skeleton go to the party alone¿?

he had no body to go with him

This joke makes no sense. Skeletons have bodies, just no flesh

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gotrnilk
elementarystan
"Sadness is like an anchor.
It drags you down
To that one point
Where you’re lost forever."
Me (via they-messed-me-up)

prongsmydeer:

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Bless you for bringing your broom everywhere you Quidditch-obsessed nerd.

prongsmydeer
swagitsune
tribble1
beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.
beyondtheoath

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

actionables
themiseducationofb

ramtadrytata:

even aliens have better representation in media that bisexual people

ramtadrytata
hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here
meme4u:

This is what a degree in engineering gets you
meme4u
illkim
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It was the best of times,it was the worst of times
It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil in the superlative degree of comparison only.
-Charles Dickens
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